Why am I so bad with talking to people
emoteddylion asked: DO PURPLE PENGUINS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!?! WHY OR WHY NOT!
Shit nigga why is there so many purple penguins?
peach-vomit asked: What's your favorite color and why? Do you like kittens? What's your favorite movie and why? Do you like raisins? How about peaches? Would you kiss a random hobo if they asked REALLY nicely? Do you wear boxers or that other type of man panty I forgot it's name sorry? Would you rather be a penguin or a squirrel? Why?
What’s your favorite color and why?
Purple because mysteriousness and shit.
Do you like kittens?
What’s your favorite movie and why?
Back to the Future Part 2, because it’s possibly the most well-written time travel fiction I’ve ever found.
Do you like raisins?
How about peaches?
They’re alright I guess. Not a huge fan but I don’t actively dislike them.
Would you kiss a random hobo if they asked REALLY nicely?
Do you wear boxers or that other type of man panty I forgot it’s name sorry?
Would you rather be a penguin or a squirrel? Why?
Squirrel, because they have bitchin’ tails. Also they run up trees, how cool is that shit?
emoteddylion asked: Will you suck my dick for money?!?!?!
that depends. how much are you offering?
patchabby asked: is it okay that i'm going to make it my missing in life to get you drunk and get you to try on drag?:P
Sure. Good luck.
peach-vomit asked: Is your name Will or William?
Legally I’m “William”, but everyone calls me Will. I only use William for legal paperwork.