November 2010
15 posts
PSA: Data Security
Or, “Why college computer systems suck, and should be avoided at all costs”
To any student who attends Alton College and has an account on the computer system, your data is most likely not as secure as you’d think. In a few cases, access to other users’ documents has been possible without the breaking of any passwords. I did not discover the vulnerability myself, but I am...
“The only winning move is not to play.”
Unicorns on pogo sticks… or something like that.
I‘m a non-smoker, I don’t do drugs, and I rarely drink. I’m of the opinion that I’d like to try weed at least once in my life. What’s it like?
College computers are a massive pile of wank.
Green, Pink, and Yellow
An Italian, a Frenchman and Indian went for a job interview. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English including the words green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
“I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day..”
The Frenchman was next:
“I wake up in...
“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely,...”
– The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 