peach-vomit asked: What's your favorite color and why? Do you like kittens? What's your favorite movie and why? Do you like raisins? How about peaches? Would you kiss a random hobo if they asked REALLY nicely? Do you wear boxers or that other type of man panty I forgot it's name sorry? Would you rather be a penguin or a squirrel? Why?
What’s your favorite color and why?
Purple because mysteriousness and shit.
Do you like kittens?
What’s your favorite movie and why?
Back to the Future Part 2, because it’s possibly the most well-written time travel fiction I’ve ever found.
Do you like raisins?
How about peaches?
They’re alright I guess. Not a huge fan but I don’t actively dislike them.
Would you kiss a random hobo if they asked REALLY nicely?
Do you wear boxers or that other type of man panty I forgot it’s name sorry?
Would you rather be a penguin or a squirrel? Why?
Squirrel, because they have bitchin’ tails. Also they run up trees, how cool is that shit?
emoteddylion asked: Will you suck my dick for money?!?!?!
that depends. how much are you offering?
patchabby asked: is it okay that i'm going to make it my missing in life to get you drunk and get you to try on drag?:P
Sure. Good luck.
peach-vomit asked: Is your name Will or William?
Legally I’m “William”, but everyone calls me Will. I only use William for legal paperwork.
patchabby asked: how do you feel about being a man and have you ever thought about dressing up in drag? (you asked fo questions so i'm giving you a doozy xD)
Yeah, being a man is pretty good imo. My downstairs bits don’t bleed every month, when I have a real job I’ll get statistically better paid, it’s more socially accepted for me to be a geek. I’d say I got the better deal.
Drag: yeah I’ve thought about it. I reached a decision somewhere around “not unless I’m really drunk”.
peach-vomit asked: Would you rather... wear a woolen bodysuit in the sahara or wear swimming trunks in the Antarctic?
Swimming trunks in the Antarctic. You didn’t say I’m not allowed to wear more things on top.. :P
peach-vomit asked: Do you like llamas? Please explain your answer.
No. However I don’t dislike them either. They don’t have any effect in my life, so I have no reason to like or dislike them. I’m happy to coexist with them without caring :)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?